how to eat pussy

Today we are diving deep into…

…the pussy.

Okay, I won’t tell you to stick your tongue all the way in. That might not be your thing, which I totally understand. Nevertheless, I want to use this article to talk about a topic that 99% of guys claim to be so good at while 99% of guys completely suck at it.

How do I know?

I was one of them and I have learned to eat pussy from a few amazing women who all shared this one tiny secret with me that most men hate to admit:

Most men suck at eating pussy!

According to countless conversations with women I slept with, with women who have friend zoned me and with women who I asked inappropriate question, such as “does he lick you good?” before they could even friend zone me, I know that this is true.

There are basically two reasons why men suck at this one endeavor that women love so much (believe it or not, but women love it as much as you love blowjobs):

Reason #1: Men all over the world don’t do it because they think that it’s not a big deal for women.

Reason #2: Men all over the world are scared to do it because they have no idea what they are doing.  

Well, it actually is a big deal and a lot of women would do anything to date a man who is good at something that millions of other men are terrible at. And yeah, I also totally understand why most men are so paranoid when it comes to the good old tongue on pussy game.

You don’t learn that shit in high school and I also doubt that your dad took you aside with a cupcake and said “look son, that’s how you eat pussy. Your mother loves it the way I do.” At least I hope that he never did that.

The good news is that you can learn to lose your fear and you can also learn to get good at it. Just like guys who suffer from approach anxiety can learn to approach women, you can learn to eat pussy like a god.

Today I want to help you to overcome your fear of eating pussy and to finally learn how to make women come with nothing but your tongue. 

How to Eat Pussy Guide

how to eat pussy

Step #1: Relax And Make Her Feel Good

I know what you are doing right now. Your heart is racing and you are already overthinking everything. You are afraid that her pussy might taste bad and you are afraid that she won’t like it, which is highly unlikely.

Calm down!

The only way to make her enjoy your tongue intermezzo is by helping her to relax. She needs to get in the mood and you won’t get her in the mood by sweating like a nervous schoolboy before his first math test.

Breathe in, breathe out and give her a relaxing massage. Get her in the right mood and you will have it so much easier. 

Step #2: It’s Not All about The Pussy

Ready, pussy, go!

That’s not how it works.

Yes, she wants you to eat her pussy, but she doesn’t want to get the feeling that you are only focused on the little hole between her legs. She still wants you to look at her and to think “what a beautiful woman” instead of “what a beautiful vagina”.

It’s not all about the pussy and you should show that by kissing her lips (the ones in her face), by caressing her body and by kissing her whole body until you eventually reach the holy hole. 

Step #3: Take Her Panties Off

how to eat pussyOnce you have kissed her whole body you can slowly take her panties off. Take your time and tell her how beautiful she is. This gives her the feeling that you really enjoy the process and that you really want to do this.

A lot of women are terribly insecure when it comes to their private parts. While you can’t wait to touch her vagina they are afraid that you won’t like their smell or that you are disgusted by the way their vagina looks.

Women are just normal human beings with normal insecurities. Give her the feeling that there is nothing she has to worry about.

 

Step #4: Kiss The Area Around Her Vagina

I know you want to eat her out like a hungry wolf. Don’t worry. We’ll get there soon enough. First you should make her feel the pleasant anticipation that she wants to feel.

She knows that all you want to do is to eat her out and she wants that too. But she wants it even more when you tease her a bit and make her wait.

Kiss the area around her vagina. Whenever you give her a kiss you can look her into the eyes and give her a mischievous smile. This will drive her crazy. The look in her eyes and the way she moans will tell you how much she wants to feel your lips on her vagina.

Step #5:  Kiss Her Pussy…Slowly

After you have kissed the area around her pussy it’s time to look her into the eyes for one last time before your lick her. Ask her if she is ready. She will either say “yeees” or she will nod her head while she gives you a cheeky smile.

Now kiss her pussy. Start with her pubic mount and continue with the lips of the vulva. Take your time and kiss them, suck them and bite them softly.

One of my past lovers loved it so much when I gently bit her labia that she nearly came whenever I did it. Not all women like this, but if she does, she will let you know.

Step #6: The Tongue Finger Combination  

Have you kissed her lips?

Does she like it?

Of course she does, but in case you are one of those paranoid guys who still wonder whether or not she thinks about getting eaten out by you or about washing the dishes, there is an easy way to find out.

Take one of your fingers and place it between her labia. Feel how wet she is and slowly insert one of your fingers. In case she is already dripping wet you can take a second finger and put it in her pussy.

Now you can combine your fingers and your tongue to the ultimate weapon of mass orgasm. Continue to finger her and lick her pussy while you do it.

This will already make her lose her senses, but you can make this experience even more intense for her… 

Step #7: Slide Your Tongue Up and Down

You have fingered her long enough. Now it’s time to get back to the basics. Remember that thing that is hanging out of your mouth? It’s time to ignore the tongue cramps that you are already suffering from and to prepare for the marathon.

Use your tongue to drive her crazy. The way how most guys understand this is by nervously sliding their tongues from left to right and from the bottom to the top. That might work if you are lucky, but in my experience women prefer a consistent rhythm in combination with an up and down movement.

Maybe I am wrong about that, but this simple technique never failed me. Let me know if you make the same or a different experience.

Step #8: Climb Up the Mountain

Have you ever heard of something that is called “The Clitoris?”

If not, I can’t really blame you. I remember how we learned all kinds of useless things in our biology classes in high school, but nobody ever taught us something that could actually change our lives. And yes, knowing about the clitoris can and will change your life.

A man who knows what a clitoris is and how to treat it right is a man who doesn’t have to worry about unanswered calls after a one night stand. For some men that can be a huge life changer.

What is the clitoris?

I don’t want to transform this article into a biology book. For more information you can check out this amazing resource.

How do you treat the clitoris?

You lick it and you lick it good.

But be careful. Some women love it when you press your tongue on it as hard as you can and others jump through the roof as soon as you come close to it.

Step #9: Stay On the Mountain Until She Comes

how to eat pussyAll you have to do now is to combine everything I shared with you in this article while staying on top of the mountain.

Never lose contact with the clitoris. When you are licking a woman, the clitoris is the sun. Your tongue is the earth and it revolves around the sun.

It’s all science and it starts with the simple understanding that her clitoris is the most powerful ally you have on the mission to give her an orgasm. 

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In Conclusion

A lot of men suck at eating pussy, because they are either afraid to do something wrong or they think that women don’t like it. The truth is that they like it a lot and that there are a few things you can do to make them enjoy it even more.

Once you helped her to relax and to feel comfortable you can slowly get her in the mood by kissing and touching her whole body. After you have taken her panties off and kissed the area around her vagina you can focus on the main dish.

Your fingers can be an excellent help and a simple up and down movement can be enough to make her moan like a maniac. No matter what you do, make sure that you reach her clitoris. Focus on it until she reaches orgasm.

BONUS ROUND…

#1 Stay Present

Don’t get lost in your own horniness… calm down and breath into your balls. Then stop and look at what you see. Appreciate the beauty of what you see. You can even take it up a notch and verbalize what you see (women love it).

It might feel strange at first, but it will be a massive turn on to your girl if you say something along the lines of:

“Baby, your pussy tastes so good…”

#2 The G-Spot

The G-Spot can be found at the roof of a vagina. When your girl is aroused, you can feel it as a spongy area that feels very distinct from the other tissues. To reach this area, slide your fingers up until your second knuckle.

After that you want to press in to this area, and circle your fingers around it, or make a “come here” motion with your fingers. Remember, just like before, you want to start slowly and then move faster. While doing so you also want to read her body language and listen to her breath and follow her rhythm.

30 COMMENTS

  1. I’m 21 . Been eating pussy like a Champ since I was 16 .

    Just wanna post my own short guide.

    (If not okay with Author please delete)

    When fingering your girl , place your open mouth on the upper half of her pussy as if you were taking a bite out of a sweet juicy peach and SUCK IN. (like giving a hickie without releasing pressure)
    The fleshiness of her clittoris will RISE UP , and that’s when you take your toungue and circle it ON and AROUND her clit . You might have to hold your breathe because she will bury your face into her pussy .

    To take it to the next level , move your head in a circular motion as well , mimicking the rithym and speed of your tounge. The movement and pressure of your head is just extra sensory pleasure for her.

    NEXT , use your left or right hand (whichever one isnt fingering and rubbing her G spot) to squeeze , rub and fondle her breast with rising pressure the closer she gets to climax. Never have a zombie arm. Making the most of each of your limbs possibly to pleasure her will raise your sex game level.

    Whatever you do , DO NOT STOP . IGNORE THE DEBILITATING NECK CRAMPS THAT RISE UP FROM YOUR SHOULDERS TO YOUR BRAIN.

    Sidenote: Only if you know your woman likes ANAL play , you can do this .. Otherwise I’d hold off until you can conquer that uncharted territory .

    While sucking up on her clitt , moving your toungue in a circular motion around her clitt , moving your head in in a circular motion between her thighs , fondling her breast with one hand and her fingering her with the other , whichever hand your fingering her with , take your pinky and insert into her anus . 2 in the pink one in the stink . The dirty pistol . Head Game Level : SexGod

    If you absolutely need to stop to take a breathe ONLY , you better compliment her for having such a delicious sweet tasting pussy .

    Only the ELITE , and the ones willing to sacrifice oxygen , to give supreme pleasure can be crowned Pussy Eating Champs . The funny thing is , after you make her climax orally , your dick will be throbbing and ready to fuck her into another orgasm . If you do all this right , your dick will be like a Chef Ramsey dessert after she just had a 5 star 3 course meal . She won’t be able to take it . Proceed to fuck her brains out .

    Good luck my brothers , its a new era in the sex game and we must all learn to adapt . If anyone has different tips tricks or techniques , tell me .. I like trying new things .

    • Omg…. you my friend are the kind of guy I wanna meet and I pray we fall in love forever !
      How I wish other men would know what you know. Sadly it is true guys dont understand how to please and it is bit hopeless to try and tell when they think they already know all…

    • Not to old to learn new tricks. You, young man are the pussy eating champ. My head game is not bad from what I have been told but this right here will take it off of the charts. Thanks for the tips.

    • I need help im about to send you a pic of the pussy to see what you can teach me almost like hands on training

    • Ill try this tomorrow because tomorrow will be my first time eating pussy even though im scared yo comment made me know i can be apart of the group of guys who eat pussy like GODS!!!!!

  2. Alright im 15 and I’m about to eat it for the first time, it’s her first to u hope this stuff helps.??… Thank u!!

  3. I’ll also put feed back when I’m done im nervous, but like it says in the article i won’t let her see that..

  4. I’m 29 Male I’m totally addicted to pussy licking and cunnilingus. I lick my girlfriends pussy every day and sometimes twice a day. I love to masturbate while watching pussy licking pics and gifs …

  5. @Brian Antonio I thought I was the only one to do all that.you know your head game vicious when your ex offers you money to eat her out.

  6. Hello Sabastian, very good information, most of which I’ve been doing correctly,;-) Brian added the suck in part, That’s what i do, Girls really seam to squirm around to where you actually have to hold on to them & push & suck even harder, That’s the orgasm part that I enjoy feeling them have, Great article , 😉

  7. Hi thanks to the guy who wrote the article on how to eat pussy and to the other comments.With my gf she never says anything when I go down there but I hold my hands up I am a novice then with my gf doing this and not a clue .So on that note some useful tips and the main article to .just came here by chance a windows popped up.Cheers to u all

  8. I read this to get in my boyfriend’s head cuz he more or less admitted that he “studied” how to please woman, and though he’s in his 20’s and me in my mid 30’s, he’s the BEST lover a girl- nay a woman could ever have! We’ve been together for four years and although I don’t believe he’s read this article, he does pretty much everything that you’ve listed and believe me: it fucking works! It is excellent advice and, although I just came from phone sex w him, this article has me aching for it again!!

  9. Nothing tastes better that a warm hairy wet vagina. I can’t imagine why any guy would not want to indulge in this wonderful delicacy. My lover gets really turned on when I light rub her anus as I work on her clitoris. When it is sufficiently wet from both our juices, I slowly and gently push until I penetrate backdoor. I can feel her body begin to to tense up as she approached climax. Her orgasms are more intense with more and louder screaming as she reaches the high point of her sexual release. As Brian stated, be sure she is willing to participate in anal play. It adds so much to out sexual togetherness.

  10. Hi im wondering I know that I am good when it comes to my clean self but this is the 3 guy that I have been with an won’t give head I would love it an nothing more but how do u get a guy to want to eat me out with out asking

    • probably just needs encouragement tell him what you need communication is good believe me if you cant talk about your needs or his needs in the sack then sex will never get better .

  11. So I’m about to eat pussy for the first time is there anything I should know that they didn’t say?

  12. i love eating pussy its like a nice red whine with your steak but i wish my wife would encourage me to to do it more often . its because we live with family at the moment. i would literally give her orgasms 20 times a day just to hear her moan and scream my name.

  13. Comment:i always craved to be eaten, the first and only guy am dating is not a fan of getting down there hope to tell him my fantasies and show him this guide and hope it goes well

  14. The best method I found is lick the alphabet. Paying more attention to round or curvy letters. Cursive is awesome.

  15. hey guys ; thanks for this interactive and attractive discussion ; I have a problem that no one discussed ; I am afraid of bad smell or nasty taste that I would encounter in dealing with a delecious shaved flesh pussy ? what do you think or advice me ? any hints – medications – natural creams – any thing usefull that will make pussy like strawberry ; thanks a lot ; and good taste

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