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hot single milf

Over the past few years, having the moniker of ‘MILF’ has become every mother’s dream–even if she acts offended when you say it, deep down she loves hearing it. “MILF” has also inadvertently made single moms more confident in the dating world; they no longer have to sit idly by while childless, chippy females commandeer the love scene. In fact, single MILFs are often more confident, laidback and mature than the average non-mom. However, if you don’t know how to woo or date one you’ll miss out on the chance to get to know some incredible women.

With that said, here are a few things to keep in mind when dating a single MILF:

1) If You’re Not Good with Kids, For the Love of Jehoshaphat, DO NOT say You Are

Why?

A) Eventually, you’ll get found out and end up looking like a desperate liar.

B) There is nothing more awkward than seeing an adult attempt to get on a child’s “level”; they just end up sounding like they are talking to house plants.

Don’t fret. Just because you’re not Captain Kangaroo doesn’t mean you won’t make a good role model, step-dad or dare we say it “dad” in the future.

2) DO NOT Include the Kid(s) in Everything

Why?

A) It’s great if you get along with the kid(s), but let’s be honest, if hanging out with her kid(s) was the only thing she wanted in her life, she wouldn’t be going out with men. See my point?

B) She’s a single mom, a hot single mom. She wants to know you are sexually attracted to her and that sometimes you just want to be alone.

3) DO NOT Attempt to Co-parent

Why?

A) According to all of my MILF friends: THEY HATE IT. This should be self-explanatory. If it isn’t, then you need to dismiss yourself from MILF territory. When a potential boyfriend tells their date’s children to say “Yes Sir” or to “quiet down”. It shows that you are impatient and uncouth.

B) You are number 2, her kids are number 1; if she wants your disciplinary assistance she’ll ask you.

4) Don’t Drink around Her Children

Why?

A) It’s courteous. Eventually you may both end up throwing back bottles of Prosecco, while watching Elmo for the 100th time, but she’ll still remember the respect you showed when you abstained. Ask about her preference, or let her give you the alcohol green light.

B) It allows her to drink! Do you know how many MILFS want to enjoy a cocktail at a restaurant but don’t because they have to drive home? Allow her to enjoy a couple of drinks and show her that you care enough to abstain in order to be the DD.

5) Don’t Bring Gifts for the Kid(s) Every Time You Visit

Why?

A) It puts pressure on the relationship and makes her look like the bad guy when she doesn’t allow them to have that toy or sequoia-sized Wonka bar you lugged in the front door.

B) You want them to respect you, not see you as the Easter bunny. In the end, all it will do is piss off the mom and cause cavities.

(That being said, if it’s the kid’s birthday etc., ask the mom what she thinks he or she would like. She’ll see that as a genuine interest in her tyke as well as a respect for her opinion and place as their mother.)

6) If You Don’t Want Children In Your Life, Tell her

Why?

A) Because not stating that in the beginning makes you an Asshole. MILFs have needs like every other woman; their hormones haven’t taken a hike for celibate town. If you’re looking for a fling, let her know that up front; she may have the same intentions. Remember, it’s not just her life she has to worry about, so do her the courtesy of being honest.

B) Not preparing a MILF with this news lends her to the possibility of making her child vulnerable. If she thinks you’re okay with kids, she’s more likely to introduce you and allow you to be in her kid’s life.

Bottom Line: Kids are sensitive; DON’T mess with their emotions.

7) Don’t Sleep Over at Her House (Especially prudent in a “fling”)

Why?

A) There is nothing worse than running into her five-year-old as you dash for the door while hopping around in an effort to zip up your pants. Be respectful; unless the kid is overnight at Grandma’s, keep the ball playing over in your home field.

B) She’ll feel you value her image to her little one.

(If she pulls you into bed without locking the door while little Johnny snoozes down the hall, you can be sure you aren’t the first. That’s not a MILF. That’s just a bad mother.)

8) Develop A Relationship with the Father, if He’s in the Picture

Why?

A) If things are progressing and you think you might want to make this woman a part of your life, you owe it to the father of her child to introduce yourself. You wouldn’t want some stranger under the same roof as your child and not know their name, face or favorite band. Well, maybe the favorite band thing is a stretch.

B) Even if she doesn’t respect her ex, the fact that you do respect him as her son’s father will earn you major brownie points and you can “MILF it for all it’s worth”.

(AND if you’re an actual adult you should be able to handle this adult situation respectfully. If you can’t at least try to do that, then you need to rethink your ability to be in any relationship, let alone one with a MILF.)

In closing, whether your MILF remains a MILF or becomes a MILD (Mother I’d Like to Date), keeping these few things in mind will drastically improve your conquest. So Keep Calm and…. MILF On. I know, I know; I’ll work on that phrase.

2 COMMENTS

  1. Also remember to give her space and time to be a parent because if you get in the way of her relationship with her kids, she’ll more than likely lose attraction for you and tell you it’s not working out.

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