);
Home ARTICLES Big Boobs: The 50 Best Boobs on Planet Earth

Big Boobs: The 50 Best Boobs on Planet Earth

best boobs

Boobs are a mans best friend. 

We are genetically coded to seek them. Big boobs are a sign of a fertile partner. And to our reptilian brain, we cannot resit them.

I find this to be a powerful motivator.

At Menprovement we are against fapping and jerking off, but I think the combination of not jerking off, bettering yourself, and using hot girls and big boobs as a motivator to get out and crush it to be the ultimate combination.

But beware! If one tier is missing, the whole thing collapses.

So as this months powerful motivator I have compiled the best boobs on the planet. 100 titties for you to gawk at and fuel your fire. Most of them big boobs. Some just great shapes.

But all, succulent. However, to help you with another way of getting your game on

The order goes as follows: (click to navigate)

1) The 35 Best Celebrity Boobs

2) The Best Boob Gifs

3) Our Big Boob Bonus (What Could it be!)

And all these boobs are real. We could not give fake boobs a spot here, because it’s just not fair. Same way using steroids knocks you out of the hall of fame.

The 50 best boobs are all natural.

Back

62. The 50 Best Celebrity Boobs

I’m sure there are normal girls living in small villages with nicer boobs than most celebrities. But they are hard to find! Nonetheless, these celebrities are packing incredible sweater puppies.

Here are the best 50.

Back

74 COMMENTS

  1. The only actress I would’ve put on the list (10-20) would be Anne Hathaway. Her topless/sex scenes in Love and Other Drugs showed them off perfectly.

      • She gets topless in Havoc too, and is actually more of a tease int it. Her nude scenes from Love and Other Drugs are better I think as far as what’s shown and for how long lol.

    • Damn, already wrote a comment but the link didn’t work, now it does 😀

      Not a bad list, by any means, pretty good actually. Although, I prefer natural, amateur women, if you will.

      For example, this girl right here:

      http://imagetwist.com/8s3it3hlvhf3/bwb7.jpg.html

      Dude, I could stare at that for hours lol. But when I catch myself starring at a woman’s cleavage, at work, on the street, or whatever, that Seinfeld quote always comes to mind:

      “Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don’t stare at it. It’s too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.”

    • I agree, but then Cruz’z pair are on great show in Elegy and I think that Paz Vega needs a careful look!

  2. Is the person who wrote this article functionally illiterate? I’ve rarely seen so many typos in a single article.

    • The fact that he loves Nikki Minaj’s music and ranks her fake tits so high up above Monica Belucci and Scarlett Johannson shows his pathetic taste. BUT, he does have a great list of boobs, so good job.

  3. this a great job, i love it, everyone should try to help one and other by reasoning and detect what suit or might affect his fellow positively. this a good job by you, I wish I can see a big boob pretty woman like this to marry,because I love playing so much with breast!

  4. not sure if the creator has heard of these british models but they’re lucy pinder and sabine jemeljanova. THEY ARE VERY SEXY AND HAVE MASSIVE TITS.

    • Yeah, Lucy Pinder is amazing, Ahmed! She’s very pretty too. I hadn’t heard about Sabine before, but I’m checking her out now, and what a stunner!
      Another amazing Brit with absolutely amazing tits (not gigantic, but perfect) is Rosie Jones. She’s the one who people mistook for Katy Perry with her hand down her bikini bottom. Rosie was apparently flattered by it, but I don’t see why. She would be downgrading if she was Katy Perry. I would choose Rosie over Katy ANY day!

      By the way: I’m quite sure that Amy Ried’s tits are still real. NO reason whatsoever to put silicone into them. They are perfect!
      Another porn star with nothing short of perfect tits is Anya Ivy.

      Shannon Elizabeth’s boobs might be fake, but I’m not sure. I’ve heard rumours (and seen old pictures) about Heidi Klum’s boobs being fake too, but they are really well made. I once read a plastic surgeon say that American surgeons make implants very differently than European ones, and you can really see that on porn stars as well as Playboy models. The American ones usually look terrible.
      And Kelly, we always prefer a nice natural rack to a fake one :-). Of all the girls I’ve had sex with, the one with the nicest boobs probably had a large B cup. And they were perfect! They don’t need to be enormous.

  5. Too bad no one with real boobs made the list. I, myself, have a nice fake rack that I’m proud of but sad about. It’s just too bad women aren’t considered perfect unless they are augmented and airbrushed. Of course the same goes for men; you can’t have a superhero body without steroids. I wish people would be honest about their plastic surgery and/or steroid use as well as when they are photoshoped, so we could all have more realistic fantasies. It’s not fair to women or men when our idea of beauty and handsomeness is so fake.

    • You are real and deep. People are too busy chasing perfection while reality eludes them. we are all edging towards being look- alike robots with no distinctive presence…

    • I agree 100% All the surgeries and fakery , airbrushing etc brakes my heart! Thats why I loved SG site,Real girls and real beauty I was sad when my favorite mode got implants and ruined her dynamite body

  6. Just to add:
    Russian model Helga Lovekaty also has some of the best boobs in the entire world. They are so well-shaped and big for her quite skinny stature that I thought they were fake, but they’re real:

    http://redblow.com/helga-lovekaty-for-bella-da-semana/helga-lovekaty-nude-bella-da-semana-35/

    http://albums193.zbporn.com/main/9998×9998/133000/133408/3167876.jpg

    http://redblow.com/helga-lovekaty-huge-jugs/margo-jugs-mplstudios-10/

    http://thefappening.so/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Helga-Lovekaty-Nude-9.jpg

    On another note: Anne Hathaway also shows off her boobs in “Brokeback mountain”. I’ve always thought she was pretty but incredibly boring (and I still do, actually), but she gained some points in my book when I saw her tits.

    • There is a bigger picture here. These articles are supposed to be hidden to everyone except guys searching for these things on Google. Guys who find these articles would never have found the site elsewhere, and may be swayed to improve their lives. I’d rather have this traffic than another site with no benefit. Hope you understand brother. But I totally agree with you.

    • Right? The difference being what exactly? Here stare at boobs, but this isn’t porn. Don’t do that. Got it? Ok, now back to the boobs. PS We added a TEN HOUR video of boobs, but don’t look at porn.
      ????????????

  7. Huh? Courtney Stodden does NOT have fake tits? Online reports state she had an operation in summer 2013…

  8. Wow, this “article” has the most atrocious writing, spelling, and grammar. Just goes to show that anyone who can string together a series of pictures can become “published.”

  9. I’m just sad to see yet another white-centric ‘ boobs list ‘ . There are a lot of wonderful japanese models with stellar boobs for example (ex. Saaya Irie)

  10. Nice article. That said, I believe you’d benefit from developing a familiarity with:

    1. The mechanism of the push-up bra.

    2. Apostrophes.

  11. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Dnt watch pOrn? Whoa aqain! . . . Then why da fu*k did u upload that video? The qods must really be crazy.. where da fu*k is ‘DENISE MASINO? Where da fu*k aqain is TNA’s GAIL KIM? Where is WWE KELLY KELLY? Where is BLAC CHYNA? Where is MASERATI? Where is AMBER ROSE? . . . sean y’tried but y’missed some.. GO AND COMPLETE THE LIST!!!

  12. These are just celebrities, there are better boobs than these on women out there. I think you should had said ’50 Celebrities With The Best Boobs on Planet Earth’.
    Good job though, i can’t risist any of those boobies. Boobies are miracles and blessings to us male.

  13. @Sean Russell, thank you for your many hours of research, in the fire and in the damp, to create this illustrated list. Your selfless dedication to the work of educating viewers, everywhere and here present, highlights the “Others before self” nature of your philanthropic character. But, lest I bore you with an endless recitation of your virtues and qualities, which are obvious to all even without my feeble captioning, I defer to your response to a single question worded in various fashions.

    To wit, you wrote:

    “Somewhere, somehow there’s a guy much worse looking than you sucking on a nice pair of boobs right now.
    “Make a choice. Decide to do what it takes to get away from the laptop and go out there and get big boobs in your face. Click here (coming soon) to get out free 5 part course on attracting and meeting the most beautiful women. The hotter they are, the better it works.”

    It might be better, if thus needs to be so, to acknowledge that for many of us – those who are no longer, if ever, young, beautiful, athletic, rich, or possessing recreational and/or pain-relieving drugs – the only opportunity out there to “get big boobs in our faces” is to pin down a sow wallowing in the mire of the pigpen and to shoulder aside one of her piglets, in order to take his or her place at an engorged teat.

    For many more of us who are not YBARP [young, beautiful, athletic, rich, or possessing (illicit drugs)], sexual relationships are non-functional or simply unavailable and out of reach. I only know of one example which I can use for reference as evidence. That person has not had sexual intercourse for nearly fifty years, except for one frustrated attempt over forty years ago, which only lasted for a few seconds before the door was slammed shut, permanently.

    I’m not a monk, whether Catholic, Orthodox, or Buddhist. But I’m sure that I’m not unique in this involuntary isolation from the opposite sex, “excommunication”, as it were, a kind of “solitary confinement” with unrestricted movement to travel anywhere.

  14. Emily Ratajkowski should be number 1. Her boobs look great whether they are in a bra or not. I can not say the same for Rachel Williams. While her boobs DO look amazing in that animated gif, they do NOT look as spectacular without a bikini top. Emily’s boobs ALWAYS look spectacular. Therefore, she should get the nod for the top spot imho.

  15. “The 50 Best Boobs on Planet Earth”
    And with that statement you’re alrady probably in the 50 Best Dumb Titles on Planet Earth

  16. To properly assess them we need to see them nekkid,nude,bare………..yeah baby! Check out Katerina Konec

  17. Sean, Great site that makes a man feel better. I also struggle with anxiety, depression and chronic fatigue syndrome. It is a fight everyday but I am on the winning side.

  18. If you remove those with silicone help, you’d probably have about ten in your list. I’ve been around a lot of breasts both with and without silicone help and been married to four pairs, two natural and two silicone so I feel like somewhat of an expert, not to mention the thousands of pairs I’ve seen and felt in strip clubs. They ALL look good, nice and real for a while until encapsulation sets in to one degree or another, and then they are extremely easy to spot. One give away is the nice clean hemispherical cut along the top when they are pushed up or together. If they stand up like cantaloupe haves when they are on their back, implants. Just for the education of your readers, women’s breasts can be composed of one of two types of fat, white or brown. White is the bubbly soft and gushy fat that makes a woman’s breast feel like a bag full of bubble wrap. Brown fat is dense and results in heavy firm hooters off of which you could bounce a baseball. I prefer the latter. The former, mushy hangers are a real turnoff. They look great but are the kind that turn into arm warmers when you get them on their backs. Different implant types are easy to spot too. They can put the implant under the chest muscle which gives you the tight, half a cantaloupe look that is really unnatural looking to me. Through the aureole implantations leave a nasty scar that can be off putting and that mags try to hide by air brushing. Implantation over the pectoral muscle might in time lead to implant drop if the implant size is large but looks a lot more natural as the breast hangs normally. Not the best choice for dancers since the Cooper’s ligaments, the fine mesh of connective tissue that gives the breast its shape can be broken down by too much in supported bouncing up and down (hence the invention of the sports bra) that is the workaday activity of a dancer. I saw an old MILF/Stripper with some size EEs in a tank top at Garden Ridge pottery one weekend years ago. I turned and there she was walking towards me and my mouth fell open. She looked like she was shoplifting two watermelons in her tank top. The skin of her upper chest was stretched to tight, it looked like two razor edged ridges and the bad boys were down around her belt line, I kid you not. Thinking back I wondered if her hubby, who was by her side, were trolling for a little threeway action. I was so shocked I didn’t say a word. Pity, I can think of a lot I’d say to her today. The point being her Cooper’s ligaments had long ago surrendered to the forces of gravity leaving her two massive silicone volleyballs inside skin bags hanging from her chest. No implants stay looking nice forever. Period.

  19. Booooooooooooooooooooring. Skinny chicks all around. Show me some curves. I don’t want a popsicle stick with boobs on it, unlike so many weirdos.

  20. many of those pics are old and they might not be the same now. also i must say hat those are mostly all big celebrities and there are much better. i seen myself personally on the street. making such a top list is nothing else than anything. its not like if you could know what every woman in world looks like and if we all had the same taste.

  21. Not a bad job, but Nikki Minaj and Courtney Stodden’s are “fake”. Though the great philosopher/boob expert Tommy Lee famously said, “There’s no such thing as fake tits”. But you left the incredible Diora Baird and her natural 32DDs off the list. Also the spectacular Charlotte McKinney. Check em out.

  22. Best feature I have ever seen on boobs, and I really appreciate it. These women are God’s gift to mankind, and I don’t care if they are natural or augmented. I just love tits, although I also appreciate ass. Can you do a feature on asses someday?

LEAVE A REPLY

Please enter your comment!
Please enter your name here